• Pregnant woman: oh my god he's kicking!!
  • Me: *punches her in the stomach* you think it's fucking cool to hit girls you little bitch??


True love is when your pet comes to your room on its own.

(via but-im-hungry)

"I think I’m punk or something"
- Hayley Williams (via tayloryorkisrad)

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'no homo' god says as he puts the male g-spot up their anus

(via totallybitching)